Black Scholars Claim Russian History Book Proves Jesus Was Black
White-hot takes on current events from regular people like you!
“I have a personal relationship with Jesus and I happen to know this isn’t true. He’s a very hardworking gardener from Guatemala.”
– Tiphany Ming, Oedipus Complex Survivor
“I never did approve of him wildin’ out in the temple, whoopin’ on all them money changers. I’m with Chris Rock on this one. I love black Jesus but I hate n— Jesus.”
– Colin Moriarty, George Clooney Impersonator
“There goes your whole stupid faith, Christians. Jesus didn’t rise from the dead. He was still in that tomb, they just couldn’t see him. Wait, that was a joke. Please don’t print that.”
–Francis Cone, HIV Positivity Coach
“No wonder he’s taking so long to come back. He’s on colored savior time.”
– Joan Cartwright, Assistant Manager, Chum Bucket
"And the Lord sayeth, "Yo, Lazarus! Wake yo' funky butt up, man..."
ROTFLMGO!! Yeah and I guess if I say that I don't believe it, I'm a racist anti-Semite black hating white person.