Conspiracy Theorist Self-Immolates Outside of Trump Trial in New York
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“We need a national campaign to educate the public on this issue. If people understood that self-immolating can cause you to burst into flames, would they do it so often?”
– Tiphany Ming, Riverboat Captain
“If the goal was to ignite the passions of a lot of hotheads who aren’t very bright, then all I can say is, well done.”
– Colin Moriarty, Aspiring Child Star
“Conservatives want to sidestep the real issue, which is how incredibly flammable this man was due to the ongoing effects of climate change.”
– Francis Cone, Open Fly Fisherman
“Some people will say this fellow’s tactics were too extreme, but you have to give him credit. The entire world is now fully aware of how much he wanted to set himself on fire.”
– Joan Cartwright, Narcoleptic Insomniac
I haven’t got the sauce yet, but it appears that this was a promotional stunt to coincide with the grand opening of the new Hannibal the cannibal restaurant opening in Manhattan.
Didn't this start with the Buddhist monks setting themselves on fire to protest the Vietnam war? It's a leftist thing. I like it better than their ice bucket challenge. Maybe it will catch on. I hope Ellen Degeneres reads Gallows Humor and is inspired. Big Mike would burn for a good while too.