If all the world-famous and aspiring actors in Hollywood were given roles in The Titanic Strikes Back—a movie for which the largest ocean liner ever heard of was actually built—and said actors were taken out to the remotest reaches of the freezing Atlantic, and the ship was then torpedoed by waiting submarines, and sunk to the bottom of the sea to the t…
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