Study: Straight Men Have Stronger Disgust Response to Two Men Kissing Than to Seeing Maggots
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“Well, it is only one letter off.”
– Tiphany Ming, Laid Off From Self-Owned Business
“To me this is a sign of hope. Perhaps our predator-normative food chain is finally beginning to amplify maggot voices and dismantle the historic structures of maggotphobia.”
Colin Moriarty, Like Totally Can’t Even
“This is horrible. I for one am completely disgusted by those slimy little creatures that relentlessly feast on flesh and feces. And I also dislike maggots. No, wait, that was a joke. Gays are amazing. People should not feel any disgust at us—THEM, I mean THEM. I swear, Dad, I’m just finding myself. Never mind. Please don’t print this.”
– Francis Cone, Happiest Man Alive
“I personally don’t feel any disgust at homos. Every time my gay friend returns from the bar he reminds me of Tom Cruise—I look at him and think: he was definitely in a few good men. My other gay friends are two Irishmen—Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. And I have a Chinese gay friend who converted to Judaism. He teaches Heblew school. But I can’t chat any longer because I have to go to a book signing. My other gay friend has rewritten a Roald Dahl classic with all gay characters and themes. It’s completely different, but still called ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.’”
– Joan Cartwright, Crack Baby Nanny
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick - took me a minute. golf clap!
Joan is definitely filling a need