Sweet Child Trafficker O' Mine

Donald Trump's Incredible Musical Tribute to Jeffrey Epstein

He’s got an island that it seems to me
Reminds me of child-rape memories
Where everything was painted
In bright blue stripes

Now and then when I see my face
In the bathroom mirror I feel disgrace
I guess I played too loose
Got entrapped as a pedo-phi

Whoa, oh-oh
Sweet child trafficker o' mine
Whoa, oh-oh-oh
Sweet Jeff Epstein

He's got tapes of the blackest mail
And if I say he didn't kill himself
I'd hate for the tape labeled "Donald Trump"
To be pulled down from the shelf

'Cause Jeff's not dead he's in a nice safe place
Where pedos run and hide
He's kickin' it in Tel Aviv
With Jizzlane by his side 

Whoa, oh-oh
Sweet child trafficker of mine
Whoa-whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
Sweet Jeff Epstein

[Awesome vocal riff outro:]

Where did MAGA go? Where did it go now?
Where did it go? (Sweet child trafficker)
You love how I blab. So come get your jab.
Wall's a no-go. Mass amnesty though...
Let's bomb Iran. Don't you trust the plan?

Where did MAGA go?
Whoa-oh, where did it go now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sweet child
Sweet chi-i-i-i-ild trafficker of mie-ee-yiyneeeeeeeeee 

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