The Mutternal Instinct

America has gone to the dogs, and women's aborted longings are to blame.

Thanks to lesbians, nominally heterosexual man-haters, and the shitlib Trauma Generation in general, domestic animals have ascended to the top of the food chain.

I’m not some angry, hard-hearted Commie. I like cute dogs running around the backyard as much as most normal Americans. I even tolerate cats, as I’ve seen them do some real damage against mouse …