Top 5 Recommended Appointments and Department Additions for the 2nd Trump Administration

In light of the creative appointments and new departments of the second Trump admin so far, here are few ideas for the team to consider.

#5: Hulk Hogan as Head of the FBD—Faggot Bullying Dept.

With the help of anti-gun activist David Hogg, Mr. Hogan will make educational videos and tour the nation demonstrating how to reverse the decline in American masculinity through the scientific injuring and humiliating of overly theatrical young men.