Trump Undertakes Bombing Campaign Against Iran
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“I guess this will teach countries halfway around the world that never initiated hostilities against us and whose existence has no effect on our lives whatsoever to mind their own business.”
– Tiphany Ming, Aspiring Ford Escort Owner
“I find this very encouraging. I was worried that with the failed border wall promise, the lack of mass deportations, and letting communists burn down and lock down the country, Trump was all talk. But it turns out he can defy everyone, spend fortunes, and take fearless action in the interest of the nation he serves.”
– Colin Moriarty, Cthulhu Lookalike
“Oh, you thought your little votes, and the mere fact of my death, could halt my plans? Silly cattle! Sing it with me now…”
– Juan McClane, Feeling Good Vibrations in Hades
“My kosher wiener just got back from a bark-mitzvah and he thinks this Israeli stupid. I Saddam down and told him Trump was between Iraq and a hard place in this game of Persian golf. I was so upset I just wrapped myself up in an afghan with a hot cup of Qaddafi, and now I think I’m getting a middle yeast infection. Okay, Iran out of material. Sorry about the Jewvenile humor. I tend to Babylon. You can leave now. Don’t forget your bagh, dad.”
– Joan Cartwright, Throwing in the Toweliban
I love this so much
Mark Levin told me on the talkie that the Iran-Hitler Complex was about to invade Ohio, so they need an extra dose of Freedom from Above.
I believe this with my whole heart and resent your insinuations.