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Jul 17, 2024

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Operation Warp Grift

Tom MacDonald, everyone’s favorite antiwoke carnival geek, set a new grift record on Monday, releasing the assassination-themed track “You Missed” less than 48 hours after the attempted Trumpicide in Butler, PA.

Fans complain that the song is hastily thrown together, but we’ll let you decide. Raps MacDonald: “I would not shoot Trump …

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