Woman's Breasts Quintuple in Size Following Pfizer Vaccination
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“She should definitely look into suing her doctor. I think the injections are always supposed to go into the arm.”
– Tiphany Ming, Clogged Drain Sufferer
“This is tragic, but it’s an acceptable risk. In fact, I am taking my wife to get vaccinated today, and every day from now on. If she happens to become disfigured in this way, I will not shun her. I will shower her with attention, giving her more hugs, and more support, than I ever have before.”
– Colin Moriarty, Trans Zoomer
“This woman is trying to stop Covid and it really tits, I mean ticks me off that the breast, I mean best Republicans can do is teat, I mean treat this situation as something they can milk, no…I mean squeeze…that is, USE for their pathetic attempts at jugs…that is, jokes. I mean…never mind. I think I’m getting a fever. It must be Covid again. Please don’t print this.”
– Francis Cone, Bust Diver, er, that is, Bus Driver
“My friend heard about this and got vaccinated, hoping she could get a job at Hooters. Unfortunately, all that happened was she developed blood clots and had to have her leg amputated, so she ended up working at IHOP.”
– Joan Cartwright, Emotional Support Dog Kicker
IHOP! lol
It used to be said, “ Martinis were like a woman’s breast, one was not enough and three were too many.”