Women Irate as Men in the Dating Scene Refuse to Pay for Dinner
White-hot takes on current events from regular people like you!
“I have sympathy for men in this situation. On my last date the fellow was horribly embarrassed when he didn’t have enough to pay for my food, and it was my fault because I didn’t check with him before I supersized.”
– Tiphany Ming, Community Project
“This greatly saddens me. What kind of a future do we have if young porn addicts who still live with their parents won’t practice traditional courtship with narcissistic tramps hustling them for free meals?”
– Colin Moriarty, Regional Bed Wetting Champion
“I think it’s terrible that men won’t be chivalrous. But it’s awesome that women are so independent and empowered. I mean, wait. What do these crazy bitches actually want? Hold on, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. Please don’t print that.”
– Francis Cone, World War III Reenactor
“This can all be solved if we’re just honest with each other. I always explain to my dates up front: you can pay for this meal with money, or with a relentless campaign of defamatory social media posting designed to destroy your family relationships, lose you your job, and hopefully end with your suicide.”
– Joan Cartwright, County Fair whale Watcher
“Look, I know it’s a jungle out there, and a lot of females are pathological climbers, and some are even swingers. But in case you’re curious, George, when you date me, you can either take care of my banana at the restaurant, or take care of your own banana later.”
– Reneta Delmonico, Dental Assistant
Did my dating in the good old days when it was gas grass or ass, nobody rides for free
I feel sad for these people. I don’t know if any amount of therapy would benefit them!