The whole world now knows the truth about America’s 46th president, but where does that actually leave us?
The fallout from last Thursday’s presidential debate is equal parts hilarious and unnerving. Shitlibs are panicking as every joke about Biden’s brain being microwaved oatmeal has turned out to be not just true, but gross understatement. It is now understood, if not openly acknowledged, even by chicks like Brian Stelter and dudes like Rachel Maddow, that this…thing…placed before us as president isn’t running so much as an electric toothbrush, and hasn’t been for a long time.
The spin is that Biden had a “bad night,” but that’s like saying Detroit is having a bad week. I mean, advanced decay is advanced decay, and the ability to spin the situation is now as dead and rot-infested as the theoretical president’s mind. Everyone saw, essentially, a fucking retard on the debate stage…not just an old man, but the kind of old man who shits and pisses himself several times a day, and doesn’t even know it.
The debate has ended the debate about Biden’s mental competency, but the kicker is, there was never actually a debate about that….it was just normal people’s most basic common sense—the evidence of our lying eyes—pitted against Satanic media gaslighting. The same clash, in point of fact, that has played out with Covid gayness and literal gayness. And just as surely as the bottom is dropping out of those Big Lies, the bottom has dropped out of the Biden psyop. Where we make a mistake, however, is in assuming that we gain anything by figuring this shit out after the fact.
The purpose of a psyop, you see, is not necessarily to convince you for all time; the purpose may be to neutralize you for a particular period of time…for long enough that certain changes can be implemented. Take the psyop of “racism.” The framing of that term advanced, by what in hindsight are deliberate and methodical steps, from, “Hey, white people, we’re all the same so be nice,” to, “Hey, white people, we’re all the same so give preferential treatment to the people you oppressed,” to, finally, today, “Hey, white people, your DNA is a disease and you must be eradicated.”
The initial gaslighting operation, you may discern—the idea that race is “only skin deep” and therefore all problems can be solved by “being nice”—was not just forgotten, but flagrantly contradicted, as the anti-white agenda took on its final, and always-intended, form.
Or, perhaps, considering the month that just concluded, fag acceptance is a better example. Just think of the initial ploy—that we must “let consenting adults do what they want in their own bedrooms”—and then chart the steps from there to flame-job nuptials, and from there to the current prideophilia conflagration.
The mistake we make is in taking anything presented to us by our Satanocracy at face value. As this relates to the present topic, it is a mistake to assume that anyone on the inside ever thought Biden was competent. They knew, just as readily as we all knew, that this was a shell of a human being—if even that. Some people speculate that the Biden character is a poorly copied clone…some speculate it’s Jim Carrey in a latex mask…some speculate a rotating cast of masked actors…and the situation is so bizarre, after all, that such wild hypothesizing is understandable.
But the nuts and bolts of the psyop are not really relevant. I’ll accept that the Biden we’re seeing is a moldering, near-death version of the same goofy bastard who played Dr. Watson to Obama’s Sherlock Homo from 2008 to 2016. The issue, however, is that Biden being the next thing over from a corpse is a no-brainer. I’ve known this, just like you’ve known it, since 2020. And the people who selected this quasi-carcass as the Democratic nominee, who featured him in the election farce, and who installed him in the White House, knew it as well.
In Democratic inner circles, in other words, there is no real panic about the debate debacle. We are seeing exactly what we’re meant to see. Remember, they could have avoided this outcome at any time…they could have chosen and backed any number of at least functional political scumbags to be in the position Biden is currently in. But they went with this broken, failing entity, and then, as the deterioration became more and more severe they simply gaslighted harder…and then, although anyone who spent five minutes with Biden beforehand could see precisely how the debate would unfold, they sent this special-needs person out there to make a mockery of himself, of you, of me…of our whole fucking society.
The question isn’t: How did this happen? The question is: Why was this staged? And there are only two possible answers. One is the QAnon wetdream, that “the patriots are in control,” and “white hats” have moved into key positions and manipulated matters so the Satanists are trapped in this impossible situation…and hang on, everyone, because none other than JFK Jr is going to come blazing in in the final act, in a focus-group-tested, righteous rout of the bad guys, and America and mankind will march into the sunset, one big multicultural fucktarded brotherhood of a MAGA rally.
Hey, wouldn’t it be nice. Life’s a movie, Qtards, and only you guys are in the know, and all you’ve got to do is “enjoy the show.” I rate the possibility of this being true at about negative one-million-trillion percent. No, just kidding. Considering how bizarre the current world is, I give it a non-zero possibility rating. Say, .0005 percent.
What gave me the idea to write this, in fact, was watching the debate, trying to figure out how this version of Biden could be put before us, and briefly wondering: Are the patriots in control? Unfortunately, speaking of psyops, QAnon is much more likely to be a fairy tale tailored to patriotic boomers’ subconscious conditioning, a scientific pacifying and neutralizing of a particular demographic, than it is to be anything remotely related to reality.
So, ruling that out, the second and much more likely explanation can only be stated broadly, but it is this: that a controlled demolition of the Biden character is indeed being carried out, and Trump is indeed being handed the presidency, but this is being orchestrated by the bad guys, because Trump is being puppeteered…because, quite possibly, Trump has been an actor in this ludicrous production from the start.
What would the long-game be? Maybe, as some have speculated, Biblical-scale international wars are planned in the near future, and a Trump character is necessary to get our young white men to step up and hurl themselves into the meat grinder, rather than politely decline enlistment, as they are now doing.
Or maybe, as Hollywood predictive programming suggests, American Civil War II is in the offing, and as we saw with the burning down of America on Trump’s watch in 2020, the Orange Man in the White House is integral to the plan.
Or…did I say there are only two possible explanations? Here’s one more. Maybe the plan is to instigate a Civil War by demonstrating Biden’s barely-animated corpse status and then reinstalling him through a repeat of the 2020 election—an advertisement that politics has failed; that we are under a 1984 regime…and thus an incitement to violence, targeted at the MAGA crowd.
A lot of ridiculous speculation, I know. But far less ridiculous, objectively speaking, than American politics having, through natural processes, finally been reduced to a reality-TV carnie and a meth-injected cadaver propped up in a television studio, arguing incoherently, about absolutely nothing, while a borderless, flat-broke, crime-ridden nation wraps up a month of celebrating buttfucking.
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Option 3: the Regime is setting up Biden to fail and attempting to make sure the terrible consequences of their policies come out during Trump's next term.
Option 4: the Regime apparatchiks aren't nearly as smart or clever as they think, and the wheels are coming off the bus. They believed the social media hype but forgot they'd already made sure social media trends were entirely artificial.