Weekly News Massacre!

Streamlined for your convenience, here are the top stories from the USA and around the estrogen-infused seven seas!

I’ll Get You, My Patriots! And Your Little Amendment Too!

An incoming assault on the First Amendment was signaled this week when decomposing she-demon Hillary Clinton appeared on Rachel Maddow’s hit cable show, Annoying Dyke Tonight.

After a friendly discussion about whether an air fryer or a microwave is best for reheating children’s livers at snack time…