Sep 18Liked by Matthew Louis, Gallows Humor Magazine
I gotta stop reading your stuff while drinking coffee. When I read "USS PMS," whoosh! I spewed another caffeine shower onto my keyboard. If my laptop turns into a Hezbollah walkie-talkie, I'm blaming youze guys!
Sep 18Liked by Matthew Louis, Gallows Humor Magazine
The Navy has reportedly hired famous Disney crab Sebastian to recruit female sailors, with the crustacean appearing in a commercial and singing the lyrics: “Under the sea, butch broads are free! Lesbians link up, periods sync up—join the Navy!”
Wait. I thought you guys wrote satire? This is as factual as every story The New Yorker has refused to retract. USS PMS indeed. Gallows Humor for the Pulitzer!
Don't be slammin' on my girl, Raeched Madcow. Philly is not outside of the operational control of Mossad. You are an easy drive from Tel Aviv on the Hudson,aka NYC.
“Christened the USS PMS, the vessel is expected to launch unprovoked attacks on allies for approximately one week out of every month, and to refer to other submarines as “skanky bitches” when they’re not in communication range.”
I gotta stop reading your stuff while drinking coffee. When I read "USS PMS," whoosh! I spewed another caffeine shower onto my keyboard. If my laptop turns into a Hezbollah walkie-talkie, I'm blaming youze guys!
Mee too!
The Navy has reportedly hired famous Disney crab Sebastian to recruit female sailors, with the crustacean appearing in a commercial and singing the lyrics: “Under the sea, butch broads are free! Lesbians link up, periods sync up—join the Navy!”
Amazingly funny stuff every time.
I see, contrary to reports, humor is not dead. Great work. Keep it up.
What terrific stuff. I’m jealous
Really outdid yo’self dis time and i’sa preciate dat! Lmao
😂😂
Comedy at its best!
What kind of woman would want to be trapped inside a penis shaped naval vessel?
Ha ha ha.
When I read the story about the submarine, that would be filled with lesbian semen, my brain, farted, and informed me, that does not compute.
Wait. I thought you guys wrote satire? This is as factual as every story The New Yorker has refused to retract. USS PMS indeed. Gallows Humor for the Pulitzer!
Beautiful blend of fact and humour, love it.
Oh my and I thought last week was funny! 😆 the suicide back of the head - how SPhilly of you!
Well, we will see if the First Amendment still holds.
Don't be slammin' on my girl, Raeched Madcow. Philly is not outside of the operational control of Mossad. You are an easy drive from Tel Aviv on the Hudson,aka NYC.
Just a heads up Boychik!
Big Philly to the funny bone rescue! Oh my, I can’t refrain from leaving some notation as I’m laughing and losing control of my pelvic sphincters!!
My favorite was referring to the rival gang as The Pedophiles. Hit me with a hard, angry, smirk.
This is true comedy, gone since the eighties but risen once again. Applying the acid of ridicule to that which deserves it.
“Christened the USS PMS, the vessel is expected to launch unprovoked attacks on allies for approximately one week out of every month, and to refer to other submarines as “skanky bitches” when they’re not in communication range.”
Ded.
Fuckin ded.