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Buddy Brown's avatar

I’m sure that the Harvey milk estates in hell aren’t as overrun with FAGGOTS as the ones they created in Soviet Monica here in California, the true hell hole

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Philip “Big Philly” Smith's avatar

Santa Monica was the first place this east coast dude ever dipped his feet into the Pacific Ocean. It’s sad shitlibs destroy all these beautiful places God made for us.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

This post is lit

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Angela's avatar

Utterly delicious essay, enjoyed immensely.

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Philip “Big Philly” Smith's avatar

Thanks for reading. It’s my favorite from Matthew so far. He really covered a lot of ground without babbling.

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

“Why doesn’t the prince of darkness just rend the soul of the parasitic money-changer to pieces forevermore?” <- hahahahaha

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Connecting The Dots's avatar

Bravo!!!!

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Buffalo_Ken's avatar

Good stuff - thanks for the laughs....!

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Joseph's avatar

Earned my sub with this one. God forbid anyone have Clinton as a girlfriend.

Sam Harris line had me in stitches. Hah!

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Odin Ravenwood's avatar

Murry Mestopholinski…sheeitttttt

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Ray Downs's avatar

Satan being worried about having talk to Sam Harris for eternity is accurate af.

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