HELL, FOURTH DIMENSION—After only two weeks in the realm of eternal torment, Jacob Rothschild is reportedly dwelling in a sprawling, air-conditioned mansion in Hell’s exclusive Harvey Milk Estates.
I’m sure that the Harvey milk estates in hell aren’t as overrun with FAGGOTS as the ones they created in Soviet Monica here in California, the true hell hole
Santa Monica was the first place this east coast dude ever dipped his feet into the Pacific Ocean. It’s sad shitlibs destroy all these beautiful places God made for us.
I’m sure that the Harvey milk estates in hell aren’t as overrun with FAGGOTS as the ones they created in Soviet Monica here in California, the true hell hole
Santa Monica was the first place this east coast dude ever dipped his feet into the Pacific Ocean. It’s sad shitlibs destroy all these beautiful places God made for us.
This post is lit
Utterly delicious essay, enjoyed immensely.
Thanks for reading. It’s my favorite from Matthew so far. He really covered a lot of ground without babbling.
“Why doesn’t the prince of darkness just rend the soul of the parasitic money-changer to pieces forevermore?” <- hahahahaha
Bravo!!!!
Good stuff - thanks for the laughs....!
Earned my sub with this one. God forbid anyone have Clinton as a girlfriend.
Sam Harris line had me in stitches. Hah!
Murry Mestopholinski…sheeitttttt
Satan being worried about having talk to Sam Harris for eternity is accurate af.