HELL, FOURTH DIMENSION—After only two weeks in the realm of eternal torment, Jacob Rothschild is reportedly dwelling in a sprawling, air-conditioned mansion in Hell’s exclusive Harvey Milk Estates. Satan, we have learned, is now only nominally in charge the netherworld, and has to check with Mr. Rothschild before instituting any new soul-stealing or soul-pulverizing policies.
Mar 11Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
I’m sure that the Harvey milk estates in hell aren’t as overrun with FAGGOTS as the ones they created in Soviet Monica here in California, the true hell hole
Santa Monica was the first place this east coast dude ever dipped his feet into the Pacific Ocean. It’s sad shitlibs destroy all these beautiful places God made for us.
Mar 11Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Nice piece. The Lord's will be interesting sparring partners. Enough sparring and the earth may see a lessening in that old Wetiko flame among the mortals.
Mar 11·edited Mar 11Liked by Gallows Humor Magazine
To make things worse, the shade of Saint Teresa of Calcutta is suing the Prince of Darkness in NY for $500 million for an impure temptation he made to her in 1953. They've drawn Arthur Engoron as the judge for a bench trial.
I’m sure that the Harvey milk estates in hell aren’t as overrun with FAGGOTS as the ones they created in Soviet Monica here in California, the true hell hole
Santa Monica was the first place this east coast dude ever dipped his feet into the Pacific Ocean. It’s sad shitlibs destroy all these beautiful places God made for us.
LOL! Love it, and it's probably true.
This post is lit
Utterly delicious essay, enjoyed immensely.
Thanks for reading. It’s my favorite from Matthew so far. He really covered a lot of ground without babbling.
“Why doesn’t the prince of darkness just rend the soul of the parasitic money-changer to pieces forevermore?” <- hahahahaha
Nice piece. The Lord's will be interesting sparring partners. Enough sparring and the earth may see a lessening in that old Wetiko flame among the mortals.
Bravo!!!!
Good stuff - thanks for the laughs....!
Earned my sub with this one. God forbid anyone have Clinton as a girlfriend.
Sam Harris line had me in stitches. Hah!
To make things worse, the shade of Saint Teresa of Calcutta is suing the Prince of Darkness in NY for $500 million for an impure temptation he made to her in 1953. They've drawn Arthur Engoron as the judge for a bench trial.
Murry Mestopholinski…sheeitttttt
Satan being worried about having talk to Sam Harris for eternity is accurate af.