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We need some pitbulls trained to respond to the command, "Bring me the head of Zohran Mamdani."

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Buddy Brown's avatar

Personally, I think any Democrat

politician would do but those Ugandans are just nasty, and if they don’t self deport. The pitbull solution is a very good option.

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Buddy Brown's avatar

This email came at about 10:30 AM I didn’t find it until 5:45 PM. I just glad that I went snooping around over in promotions because I don’t think I could’ve lived another day without knowing what my sad alcoholic name is.

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Antila H. Belist's avatar

My sad alcoholic name is Antilabelist? So weird

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