We CAN Stay Regular Under Donald Trump!
And I have the perfect plan.
You guys, this is super serious. My sources on Instagram tell me Donald Trump is clearing out all the Mexicans from the US—just like Hitler did! Republicans are now claiming that just to live here you have to be this thing called a “US citizen.” And get this: they’re trying to tell us this doesn’t apply to people in other countries!
I’m not saying to jus…
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