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Whoever the AOC master is, you slay me every time. The right to be regular, the women’s college tuition kicking in, the polite civil war…so much is spot on. Thank you. I’m grinning like a possum eating bumblebees 🐝.

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Glad to have brightened your day. We'd like to take credit but we just publish what Ms. OC sends us.

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She’s not just another pretty face and jalapeño-stuffed caboose, she has some great ideas too!

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Miss OC is definitely singular in her solutions. Now I’m wondering about her close personal relationship with your staff. She doesn’t give just anyone her juicy ideas. Hmmm, 🤔

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HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

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OMG my sides are aching. I can't stop laughing.

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Sold American. Now I’m headed to the curbside taco stand down on Cajon Boulevard to celebrate.

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Make sure to tell the vendors about the new plan.

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No way man, they no speaka

de English, and me harblar the esplainyol.

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Jalapeño stuffed caboose

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I still maintain she's smoking hot, but she's such a fuckwit.

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No denying she’s a looker, and I’ve yet to taste the caramel variety in the Whitman’s Poon Sampler. However, I’ll refer you to the “Crazy-Hot Matrix” lecture on YouTube to explain her worldview.

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Crazy hot matrix...

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If you're serious about being regular do not resist the system.

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We’re eagerly awaiting how she can use that Artifiscal Intelligible to claw back that Brazilian dollar deficit!

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Ever since the wax left a nasty rash on her thighs, she stays away from anything Brazilian.

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I don’t recall Hitler clearing all of the Mexicans out of America. Wonderfully idiotic first paragraph. Stopped reading at that point.

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You've obviously never studied history. It's people like you who are going to get us all thrown into constipation camps.

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