Weekly News Massacre!
Streamlined for your convenience, here are the top stories from the USA and around the jive-branded clowntopia!
If You’re Coherent, You Ain’t Black!
The Biden clone appeared to have only a cognitive skeleton crew on duty this week as the ghostly being celebrated “Juneteenth”—the black holiday commemorating the end of slavery, whose name is a nonsensical mashing together of the words “June” and “nineteenth” because…blackness.
When asked about his strange behavior a…
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