Jun 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Any parent that names their child "Amandla" should immediately lose custody. Right there in the hospital, as the ink is still drying on the birth certificate.
Has anyone else noticed the shocking resemblance between creepy Billates and Alfred E.? It amuses me to think of pre-MS Bill being mocked unmercifully by MAD magazine. It couldn’t happen to a nicer eugenicist.
As far as I know, June Nineteenth only exists in Texas, as Texas was the last state to receive news of the Emancipation Proclamation. Normally, I want Texas to be first and foremost on people's minds, but not for this kind of crap. By the way, you've perfectly captured the dialect of people who live on the west side of town.
Where's Tiphany Ming? Each week I look forward to seeing her and hearing about her librul missvintyrrs and now you hide her from me! This aggression will not stand! I'm getting on the interweb ret now and kontackin my lizard person!!! Btw has anyone else been reading the book version of The Empar Ain't Black? Really puts priblidge n2 perspektikuss! Till next week fuckers!
You set up the Fetterman story perfectly. As soon as you said he died, but we had seen the picture at the top, I just KNEW that he would be attached to a large rock slab and jolted back to life. That isnexactlynwhat looked like happened to him! And sure enough. I guess you just can't hide the truth, no matter how much disinformation they throw at us.
Y’all consistently make me laugh when I stop for a read
Thanks for reading!
That’s our mission statement, so thank you for the kind words.
Any parent that names their child "Amandla" should immediately lose custody. Right there in the hospital, as the ink is still drying on the birth certificate.
You sound like one of those fucking COLONIZERS! (And I love your comment for that).
There is a woman who named her daughter Abcde (pronounced absudee.)
Hilarious mockery of all that booshit.
"Polititard" - extremely offensive! And why I love this adult Mad magazine.
Mad was the shit back in the day. First subscription I had as a kid in the 80s. Thanks for the high praise.
Is MAD magazine still around? I remember one of my brothers had a subscription back in the 60s-70s. Loved the Spy vs Spy bits!
It’s basically dead. I think a corporation owns the IP and releases special editions now.
Has anyone else noticed the shocking resemblance between creepy Billates and Alfred E.? It amuses me to think of pre-MS Bill being mocked unmercifully by MAD magazine. It couldn’t happen to a nicer eugenicist.
National Lampoon during "OC and Stiggs" days were also therapeutic.
I got tears streaming from laughter. Thank-you.
Another home run! I LOL-ed alotsfully.
Absolutely marvellous; soul nourishment for the day 😎
“Space Ghetto” 🤣
Don’t drive your rocket ship there after midnight.
🤔😏
“polititard” 🤣👏🥇
Love the humor - needed a good laugh this afternoon 💯
Cornpop Family Reunion! Funny shit y'all.
George Floydwalker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Use da fo’ce.
Dudes/Dudettes…NICE!!!
Reminded me of Thumb Wars 🤣
Good stuff man!!
As far as I know, June Nineteenth only exists in Texas, as Texas was the last state to receive news of the Emancipation Proclamation. Normally, I want Texas to be first and foremost on people's minds, but not for this kind of crap. By the way, you've perfectly captured the dialect of people who live on the west side of town.
Thank you. One quick Texas question: Is Bob Wills still the king?
Always. According to the Stones and Willie Nelson.
Where's Tiphany Ming? Each week I look forward to seeing her and hearing about her librul missvintyrrs and now you hide her from me! This aggression will not stand! I'm getting on the interweb ret now and kontackin my lizard person!!! Btw has anyone else been reading the book version of The Empar Ain't Black? Really puts priblidge n2 perspektikuss! Till next week fuckers!
They/them Ming will be back in our next Sound Off installment.
I can't read more until I stop laughing.
You set up the Fetterman story perfectly. As soon as you said he died, but we had seen the picture at the top, I just KNEW that he would be attached to a large rock slab and jolted back to life. That isnexactlynwhat looked like happened to him! And sure enough. I guess you just can't hide the truth, no matter how much disinformation they throw at us.