Apr 24Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Illegal cannibals sneaking over the southern border will not find America their land of cuisine opportunity. The taste of shitlib is so gross they'll spit out the first mouthful and change their diet to bugs.
Apr 24Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
It's not all about what you eat, it's about what will be eating you. Back 100 years ago most people had their own garden and fresh vegetables and fruit in trees on their land. They didn't use chemicals to grow things, they used cow manure fertilizer, which is the best organic way to grow just about anything. People were more healthy and didn't take pills for all of the ailments we have today. Sure, modern day medicine has saved lots of lives, but we are not healthy people because of what we eat. Process foods, soft drinks, candy, and who knows what we ingest is causing many of the ailments we face today. We wouldn't need all the vitamins, supplements, and the meds that we cram down our throats if we didn't eat something that would eat on you later in your life. Just saying!
Apr 24·edited Apr 24Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith
When I scrolled to the WTF DEPT and saw the photo, the first thing that came to mind was, BUT THAT’s NOT ALL!
I’m thinking that: Sham Wow, one of those companies that make those small, frozen pot pie dinners had come up with a new product known as “TOILET BOWLS “. what a gimmick, fast food packaging that serves a multiple purpose. it attractively displays the food so you can see what you’re getting, and if you don’t eat it all in one sitting, you can close the lid and save it for later. Once you’ve finished the product, you can use your imagination concerning its other use.
Apr 24Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Thank you, sir. I don’t know what that is or where that is but I also don’t know how to swim. I probably could have learned, but I slept through most all my classes I’ve already tanked.
Isn't this just the most wonderful news of the day? You can't possibly imagine just how little I am impressed with the BS in the mainstream media news. The bottom feeding network news reporters who lie their bottoms off telling their devoted listeners that everything is just great out there, no worries the benevolent government will take care of you.
I am all in with $20 ph minimum wage. Two full time employees working 40 hour weeks make $80,000 a year. 30% of $80,000 is $2,000 a month the lowest paid couple in the State can pay for rent. That sets the bare minimum for rent, the lousiest suite on the market rate at $2000 a month. Yahoo! This is great. Good suites will go out at double that. This is excellent. Oh, BTW, I am a landlord. Good times!!
Illegal cannibals sneaking over the southern border will not find America their land of cuisine opportunity. The taste of shitlib is so gross they'll spit out the first mouthful and change their diet to bugs.
Or the Japanese option....
Via which method - fork harakiri or fugu libtard?
The McCricket—for an unlimited time.
Or the Grub McNuggets.
This is another Substack treasure!
It's not all about what you eat, it's about what will be eating you. Back 100 years ago most people had their own garden and fresh vegetables and fruit in trees on their land. They didn't use chemicals to grow things, they used cow manure fertilizer, which is the best organic way to grow just about anything. People were more healthy and didn't take pills for all of the ailments we have today. Sure, modern day medicine has saved lots of lives, but we are not healthy people because of what we eat. Process foods, soft drinks, candy, and who knows what we ingest is causing many of the ailments we face today. We wouldn't need all the vitamins, supplements, and the meds that we cram down our throats if we didn't eat something that would eat on you later in your life. Just saying!
Awesome comedy! Nice work.
Cheers
When I scrolled to the WTF DEPT and saw the photo, the first thing that came to mind was, BUT THAT’s NOT ALL!
I’m thinking that: Sham Wow, one of those companies that make those small, frozen pot pie dinners had come up with a new product known as “TOILET BOWLS “. what a gimmick, fast food packaging that serves a multiple purpose. it attractively displays the food so you can see what you’re getting, and if you don’t eat it all in one sitting, you can close the lid and save it for later. Once you’ve finished the product, you can use your imagination concerning its other use.
You, sir, belong on Clown World Shark Tank with those ideas.
Thank you, sir. I don’t know what that is or where that is but I also don’t know how to swim. I probably could have learned, but I slept through most all my classes I’ve already tanked.
It’s a live rerun of that 2006 flick ‘Idiocracy’.
Isn't this just the most wonderful news of the day? You can't possibly imagine just how little I am impressed with the BS in the mainstream media news. The bottom feeding network news reporters who lie their bottoms off telling their devoted listeners that everything is just great out there, no worries the benevolent government will take care of you.
The government will indeed “take care” of us… in the same way Tony Soprano used to “take care” of people.
If things keep going the way they are, the government will be shutting down the conservative media like us sopranos style.
Nice!
I am all in with $20 ph minimum wage. Two full time employees working 40 hour weeks make $80,000 a year. 30% of $80,000 is $2,000 a month the lowest paid couple in the State can pay for rent. That sets the bare minimum for rent, the lousiest suite on the market rate at $2000 a month. Yahoo! This is great. Good suites will go out at double that. This is excellent. Oh, BTW, I am a landlord. Good times!!
This part of “Civil War” is true;
When DC falls, the real struggle for power begins.