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Trumptoids be:

My Tranny (Jenner) is better than your trannies.

My serial adulterers (RFKj, Hegs) are better than your Hunter.

My psyop (fake assassination) is better than your psyop (1/6)

But then the two spheres meet and the circles cross at:

All jews must be protected and the ragheads murdered.

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I think you might be reconsidering that last stanza by April 2026

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In what way?

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“stanza” - very sophisticated, Buddy.

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Gaggle of letters.

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What, is "bunch of words" better for you?

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We all have the capacity to abandon our ethical principles and dive headlong into convenient abstractions. It's moments like these when I try to remind myself how easy it would be to hit myself over the head with the hammer of attractive bad ideas and slip into a stupidity coma.

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Interesting metaphor. Should I take that as an endorsement or criticism of this writing?

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I didn't think I was going to like it but halfway through it turned around and started hitting some good points. Humor is notoriously difficult when dealing with the insane (never mind mass psychosis) but that's what makes the bell curve meme so powerful.

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I prefer both halves provided they each have mustard and some pickles.

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Ah, got it. Sorry about the first half lol. I appreciate the feedback.

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When writing an article like this are two things you wanna keep in mind,

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zc9F5MXhKcc?si=YbGea-zKnJPb6LTj

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You’re a good writer, Matthew there’s no doubt about that. You can find the answer you’re looking for if you Read Ecclesiastes three and pay attention to what’s being said. Read it in the KJV.

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Looks like Ecclesiastes 3 is copied from that hippie band. I hope God doesn’t get sued.

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They already tried that, God flipped them the birds.

https://youtu.be/xVOJla2vYx8?si=kqj8I2R-ZfWydtao

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I think maybe you meant dark night of the soulless.

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I love this brilliantly written, insightful piece (though at first, as others noted, I thought it was headed toward becoming a semi-amusing, cynical rant)! And, while there are several great and entertaining passages, here is one that speaks monolithically to the world I inhabit:

“…leftists aren’t what we think of as true believers. What they are, in a word, is psychopaths—people working angles, pursuing self-serving agendas, and to hell with final truth or logical consistency. Why do you think online censorship is a cornerstone of modern leftism? Why do you think even the cultured and educated libs you may know personally deem certain discussions off-limits, and tactically nuke you with buzzwords when you make the wrong joke or ask the wrong question?”

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Superb essay! Thank you for pointing out that we can all be carriers of the disease.

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Appreciate it. Thanks for reading and dropping some feedback.

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Hey big Philly Something needs to be done. You’ll figure it out when the ratios dawn on you. Just run the numbers against the brief humorous postS.

Not to worry, I’ll be back, but right now I’m gone with the wind

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Say it ain’t so, Buddy. I’m confused.

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Idk what he’s saying exactly but I was very confused to see what substack I read this on. Not really on brand. It was great, though.

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We do more serious commentary with humor injected into. We’ve been doing it from the start, especially pieces Matthew writes. He did a Hollywood takedown, a slut culture takedown, etc.

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Fantastic article and analysis! The best explanation of Karen I have ever seen! She is our biggest problem, and the reason we are enslaved, the reason why our governments and institutions are so corrupt. Thank you!

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What you said about the silent generation “classic liberals” is so true.

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One of the most accurate and eye wateringly hilarious pieces on the psychology of leftist thinking. Thank you!

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Brilliant essay, seriously. Really helped me gain clarity on what exactly the “mind virus” of the left is. The ragetards need us to Make Sanity Great Again on their behalf, before they wipe themselves (and the rest of us) out.

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Appreciate it!

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Hi Matthew

I say until we become engaged to scrutinise and form an opinion from our own research and conclusions, we are extremely easy to manipulate with propaganda.

This arises from our schooled daze. When ridicule was deployed to maintain consensus. Ridi-cruel or rid dissent via cruelty has been maintained as a mind-weapon.

This works until enough stand, despite it, and lean into it to re-establish independent-minds.

This is freeing, it releases the power of the child-mind, the curious one.

Now everything is open to scrutiny, no sacred cows, and assumptions are examined and when found wanting are exposed as fraud.

The schooled daze maintains fraud and corruption by censorship or curation or the curriculum.

The corrals are established and minds penned in. The experts are gatekeepers not wise-adults.

Oh and why are women the prime targets of leftist propaganda? There is a physiological reason for this.

The salt restriction directives removed salt from the kitchen tables. Women did this to safe guard their family’s health. Women are used to ‘safe guard’ society. The do-evil ones use our trusting nature against us.

Women need a lot of salt to stay sane. Women are built to carry more fluid than men. Women are fluid-full or beauty-full.

Hydration not oxygenation underpins our physiology. Hydration equals SALT plus water. Moisture moves into and out of the body with salt. [Zero oxygen required.]

Low salt status, or dehydration or low blood volume is an emergency. The adrenals manage emergencies. The adrenals bring the FIGHT/FLIGHT/FREEZE response. Here there is no perspective, no compassion, no logic.

Salt rests the adrenals, by returning hydration. Calm returns, perspective returns and the creative strategic mind returns.

Now think of PMS or PMT and women in your life. Their body just prepped to lose fluid.

Read my articles if this is of interest to you by clicking on my blue icon.

How does salt restriction lead to heart dis-ease and fear based reactionary thinking?

We breathe air not oxygen.

Oxygen and nitrogen are products of air not constituents of air.

I tip over a few sacred cows, let curiosity lead you through cognitive dissonance.

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Is that you, Bobby Kennedy Jr.? 😂

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I love the midwit bell curve. I'm in the doctor's office with my wife restraining laughter, tears in my eyes.

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Brilliant! Brand new reader. Love the hilarity and utmost TRUTH 😎

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I have not seen secular humanism tried, certainly not by those idiots Hitchens and Harris on their much touted intellectual dark web.

What Athiest has attacked the root? The leap from Sir James George Frazier to Genesis? Who has acknowledged it is THE JEW with a preposterous tale about Moses on a mountain or Abraham terrorizing his son on an altar that created themselves as the chosen for divine revelation which if asserted today would be universally described as grandiose and delusional?

It is all Jew nonsense designed to create ripples they ride for influence to grift.

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“I think it’s fair to say that, in its current incarnation, leftism is fueled primarily by a combination of low IQ and femininity.”

Yes. Totally nailed it.

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Here in the socialist paradise of British Columbia, Karen of the lower mainland and the island holds political power. It jeopardies this province and the rest of Canada. This article helps me understand Karen and the midwits.

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