Too funny. How have so many morbidly obese young women been convinced that men find back fat, constant sweating and difficulty in breathing when sitting down attractive? We don’t.
It would be so much better if this newsletter was just funny fanciful stuff; instead it’s all true commentary on the momentous collapse of the “civilized” world.
Jun 26·edited Jun 27Liked by Gallows Humor Magazine
Thanks wholeheartedly for your humor, Tony!
The quote “The biggest news this week is, of course, the debate between Donald Trump, 78, and Joe Biden, dead, which will take place in Atlanta tomorrow” shall remain a classic forever. It shall be remembered longer than dead Joe lives.
Jun 27Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Seeing the Plum Island Sugar Fairy washed up on the shore has me choosing lobotomy methods: Taylor Swift autotune crapola or a long shank flat tip screwdriver? 🪛 Don't fail me now...
Your take on Kentucky fried was spot on. When I read: Early signs of infection are head-bobbing while locomoting, advancing to violent arm-flapping and squawking in the final stages.
I realized immediately that you had done your research leaving no stone unturned until you found this. Remarkable!
Jun 27Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine
Something funny just resurfaced in my mind - does anyone else remember when some young girl trolled Taylor Swift’s fanbase by deliberately misattributing a bunch of inspirational and powerful quotes to Taylor Swift… and the progressive type morons actually believed they were her own words and gushing about how intelligent she was, and how she’s an inspiration to other women… and how beautiful… blah blah…
Well, until some finally decided to show them a bit of mercy and save them from further embarrassment by telling them the quotes were actually pulled from the speeches and written works of Hitler…
But come on, if you can read something like this…
“Once the spirit of egotism begins to prevail among a people, then the bonds of the social order break, and Man - by pursuing his own individual happiness - veritably tumbles out of Heaven; and falls into Hell.”
~Taylor Swift
…and utterly fail to see that her character and person who wrote these words are obviously two radically different people in almost every way imaginable, the trolling was well earned and deserved.
I remember when that ‘Taydolf Swiftler’ thing was all over the internet, they were an absolute laughing-stock lmao!
Too funny. How have so many morbidly obese young women been convinced that men find back fat, constant sweating and difficulty in breathing when sitting down attractive? We don’t.
Embrace “size acceptance.”
My arms aren’t long enough
No
I’m trying honestly. However when the only way that you can leave your house involves either a crane or a forklift or both then I struggle.
I think you’ve nailed part of the problem. Homeless people go to Omar the tent maker to get temporary shelter, not a new wardrobe.
Ice cream van flattened in devastating mob landwhale attack.
Whalenado.
It would be so much better if this newsletter was just funny fanciful stuff; instead it’s all true commentary on the momentous collapse of the “civilized” world.
The truth of our times deserves any mockery it receives.
Well, you’ve got an infinite source of first rate material.
I’ve died laughing.
Laugh out loud material as usual. Takes me back to my MAD magazine days.
You're too kind to ... what was that singer's name again?
Eye bleach!
A warning next time? Please?
I sware to God these are the highlight of my week. Just staring at my phone giggling like a 12 year old girl
Thanks wholeheartedly for your humor, Tony!
The quote “The biggest news this week is, of course, the debate between Donald Trump, 78, and Joe Biden, dead, which will take place in Atlanta tomorrow” shall remain a classic forever. It shall be remembered longer than dead Joe lives.
Seeing the Plum Island Sugar Fairy washed up on the shore has me choosing lobotomy methods: Taylor Swift autotune crapola or a long shank flat tip screwdriver? 🪛 Don't fail me now...
Your take on Kentucky fried was spot on. When I read: Early signs of infection are head-bobbing while locomoting, advancing to violent arm-flapping and squawking in the final stages.
I realized immediately that you had done your research leaving no stone unturned until you found this. Remarkable!
https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4?si=Q3j7fuw_K-oPO5Dl
Great Massacre!
Our crack team of reporters worked every lead to bring this to our readers.
If any of them attended “Fat Asses on the Beach Day”, I’m sure they saw enough horrific crack to last a lifetime.
So, stop Bogarting and pass the pipe, thank you very much
F***ing "Pajeet Vivekswamey"? Damn, you guys are savage!
Something funny just resurfaced in my mind - does anyone else remember when some young girl trolled Taylor Swift’s fanbase by deliberately misattributing a bunch of inspirational and powerful quotes to Taylor Swift… and the progressive type morons actually believed they were her own words and gushing about how intelligent she was, and how she’s an inspiration to other women… and how beautiful… blah blah…
Well, until some finally decided to show them a bit of mercy and save them from further embarrassment by telling them the quotes were actually pulled from the speeches and written works of Hitler…
But come on, if you can read something like this…
“Once the spirit of egotism begins to prevail among a people, then the bonds of the social order break, and Man - by pursuing his own individual happiness - veritably tumbles out of Heaven; and falls into Hell.”
~Taylor Swift
…and utterly fail to see that her character and person who wrote these words are obviously two radically different people in almost every way imaginable, the trolling was well earned and deserved.
I remember when that ‘Taydolf Swiftler’ thing was all over the internet, they were an absolute laughing-stock lmao!
Plus-Sized!?
Now I’m not sayin she’s fat, but I walked past her and the time it took relative to me was less than a minute, and a decade for everyone else…
https://youtu.be/5jV-E09efRE?si=AGGCgzLjIHcRykia
The masculine built, Mr Swift. Taint no female to my eye..