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Why not Snow Yellow? Every one is familiar with it.

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Exactly why won't Disney highlight a classic Chinese fairy tale?

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The only yellow snow you could eat.

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And a couple hours later, you're hungry for more?

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HAHAHA!!!

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🤣🤣🤣 touche

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“Grinding away at the crack of dawn…”Once again a true Massacre of hilarity!!! Fucking dying here!

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Thanks! Our aim is to cause death!

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You nailed it this week. I did not know that Kash was so due to be skewered.

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I have a concept for the next art craze. No need to sell ideas for a mere $5K. Try transdimensional art. You won’t be able to see the canvas or statue, but Higher Dimensional Aliens WILL be able to not only see your art, they can interact with it. Think of how jealous Biff will be when he hears you have the “Art of Science” Collection in your personal gallery. It comes equipped with an anti theft device, (sticky fingered aliens have a penchant for certain statuary).

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That's a deep and culturally important statement. Put us down for infinity units. We would like to pay in undefinable quantities of transdimensional dogecoins. The transaction just completed. Amazing. The GH art collection is now complete.

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The AI factories are working round the clock. You have an exclusive for the GH Collection. Btw, we have a linear accelerator, so when we jump to the 5th dimension to collect our transdimensional dogecoins, we just know they’ll be safe, waiting for us.

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LOL See you on the other side!

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Kashyap Patel Writing a children’s book reminds me of Jim Neighbors telling Teencie and Wencie: for fat girls, you don’t sweat much. I never could stand Jim and his character Gomer Pyle. He’s the one that snuck AIDS into the country across the Mexican border in the back end of a Hudson.

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You know how the Right is big on nicknames? Well, let's introduce the (maybe) new head of the FBI, Krass Patel!

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It works!

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