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Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine

As always, there are jewels where I least expect them. Washington HIV could stand for House of International Villainy, Hustling, Indoctrination & Violence, or House of Indiscriminate Vaccines. When juxtaposed with the loser Smallwell (even his last name casts aspersions on his manliness), it was a perfect match.

Kentucky Fried Kitten killed me.

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Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith, Gallows Humor Magazine

Of course Swallwell is all in, he dates dog eaters!

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Sep 12·edited Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith

Gallows Humor Magazine is not lying about these Haitian devils. They are truly killing and eating peoples pet cats. I hesitate to post this, but people need to know the truth. These videos are very disturbing unless you are strong emotionally You probably do not want to watch this, this is as evil as it gets

https://gab.com/AlexCornitius/posts/113120094671880347

https://gab.com/RoswellsRevenge/posts/113120234698086953

Watch the videos in the order they were posted. The second video is much more disturbing than the first just so you’ll know.

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Disturbing it's the right word, fuck I heard the cat and couldn't back button out of it fast enought. I've seen some pretty sick people do bad things and seeing the animal has been permanently stained into my mind. Just this week a dog came down the freeway off ramp terrified looking around disoriented, I cannot think about it it just tears me apart.

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Sep 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

When reached for comment, Swalwell's former fundraiser/Chicom superspy told this reporter:

"Fang Fang bang bang him for bling bling. But he no mention seclet ingledient of Genelal Chow's Chicken is what make boom boom in bum bum."

A group of Haitians refugees declined to comment, as they were busy staking out the loading docks behind the Golden Panda Buffet in Westwood Hills.

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Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith

Kamal is also known as a ship of the desert. She’s full of Iranian semen.

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A group of feminists should show up to Springfield with their pussy hats turned inside out in a show of solidarity with the Haitians.

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Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith

Your news massacres help me stay sane, with their acknowledgment of how insane things have become, by mocking the accusations of those who say we who question it are the troubled ones. I appreciate these publications. I don’t laugh easily but WNM often breaks the barrier.

One thing I would point out to Christians: as painful as it is to see them brutalizing animals, the voodoo spells they are casting on our soil, with the blood and the bones remaining, is a much bigger problem. We all had powers of darkness, on a personal and national level, to fight before, but there’s a reason this administration wanted it here, now. They want portals opened on this land that needed even more bloodshed than we already have generated, to pay the price of the power demand, and these people are brought here to do just that.

The Haitian population includes large numbers of people who casually or proudly claim voodoo the way the US has a large population of people who casually claim Christianity. These Haitians are proud of the witchcraft and believe they are untouchable when they perform these occult rituals.

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Sep 15Liked by Gallows Humor Magazine

This is the funniest stuff I’ve read since PJ ORouke in National Lampoon ages ago!!

You folks have me doubled up in laughter! Incredible wit and spot on! So glad I found you!

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Sep 13Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

With a high protein diet like that, Haitians will never become diabetic.

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You make a good health point. Trust The Science!!!

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Sep 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

Your story made me hungry 😋 🐈

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Sep 12Liked by Matthew Louis, Philip “Big Philly” Smith

"Muffin? C'mere..."

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Sep 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

LOL. LOL. LOL. 😂

Thanks!

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Sep 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

🤮

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Sep 12Liked by Philip “Big Philly” Smith

Humor it definitely is, always great to highlight Don the Con's complete stupidity that he and his followers always project.

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Why didn’t you have the balls to be a hippie when you were young?

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Just love “tangerine terror” 😂

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