My love for Joan is never ending. And she actually does know about those lard ass heavies that are easy pickups. She introduced me to two of them, sisters, named Teancy and Weancy. When my fat jokes didn’t work on them, they asked me, can’t you say something nice about us? I said, sure, for fat girls you don’t sweat much.
I wouldn’t call it hanging out exactly it’s pretty casual. Joan can be quite a Hoot(er). I met Joan about 10 years ago when she worked for a silicon valley (literally) company, hawking their products, mostly at Rockers for Knockers concerts.
There were certain women that attended these concerts every year, and Joan knew just the right words to get them to display their recent replacement products as they were very proud, and eager to show them off.
John was also very generous to the Todd Cancer Center and would go there just to bust out.
My love for Joan is never ending. And she actually does know about those lard ass heavies that are easy pickups. She introduced me to two of them, sisters, named Teancy and Weancy. When my fat jokes didn’t work on them, they asked me, can’t you say something nice about us? I said, sure, for fat girls you don’t sweat much.
I’m with you. Joan is my favorite! Unapologetic, direct and snarky…
Holy crap, we didn't know you hung out with Joan. This explains a lot. Don't give her your number!
I wouldn’t call it hanging out exactly it’s pretty casual. Joan can be quite a Hoot(er). I met Joan about 10 years ago when she worked for a silicon valley (literally) company, hawking their products, mostly at Rockers for Knockers concerts.
There were certain women that attended these concerts every year, and Joan knew just the right words to get them to display their recent replacement products as they were very proud, and eager to show them off.
John was also very generous to the Todd Cancer Center and would go there just to bust out.
LOL that's a high degree of specificity. We're gonna have to ask Joan about this.
What diabolical genius thinks up all the job titles. I am jealous AF of this scallywag skillset.
That would be Panjeet the intern. He gets an extra rice ration if we like them so he really applies himself.
brilliant! Give him a sachet of soy sauce with my comliments.
Okay but just one. We don't want him to get uppity.
Colin for the win this week!
A newtonian physics joke. Rarer than a boiled bunny.
The Best In Show Cookbook is all bark but no bite. Highest recommendation.
Joan stood me up on a suicide pact. I will never live it up.